Hello! I'm Taylor, but you can call me Gompers (everyone does anyway). I go to UT Austin for computer science. I'm 20, which is the oldest I've ever been. I live on the internet, so if you want to contact me, you've got lots of options.

  1. Lack of pussy products incites creativity

    (This is safe for work. Just some eighth grade humor for you.)

    I created this after noticing that an article in my school newspaper used the word “pumpkin” 41 times. I thought it would be funny to replce it with other words.

    Thought it was worth sharing. Can anyone think of any other funny things to sub in for the word “pumpkin”?

    Edit: I think this is my favorite so far:

    Finally, when I turned the corner, there was my white knight: orange dick butter.