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Nov 05

@ onemorefortheroad

We haven’t seen you at the social ride in a while. What’s up?!

Bored.

Instead of buying another Xbox 360

I’m considering getting a pet. I think that would really help me sometimes, but I don’t know if I want to deal with the costs and care. Thoughts?

Uh oh, my boss is following me now.

One of these days, I’ll turn 21. Then I can be socially awkward in bars.

kevin: adamw:

How a sewing machine works

This is mesmerizing.

Nov 04

ali-with-an-i:

First, I ate a bag of vege chips.

Now, I’m testing these Tim Tams. And I must say. They sure measure up!

I heard about Tim Tams from Fig Jam (the song). Now I want some. I need to move to Australia or at least visit.

Lack of pussy products incites creativity -

(This is safe for work. Just some eighth grade humor for you.)

I created this after noticing that an article in my school newspaper used the word “pumpkin” 41 times. I thought it would be funny to replce it with other words.

Thought it was worth sharing. Can anyone think of any other funny things to sub in for the word “pumpkin”?

Edit: I think this is my favorite so far:

Finally, when I turned the corner, there was my white knight: orange dick butter.

Nov 02

I’m a wild thing.

ho-leee fuuuck

Amazing weekend.

Oct 31

Halloween party tonight. I’m a dinosaur.

“School must have just got out… yesterday.” — Rusty

Basket full of domo.

“vidja gaems” — From The Hips