I finally hit level 60! Took me 55 hours of play time.
Edit: Mr. Nuut, I’ll have you know my pants are invisible, thank you very much. For a while, all my gear was invisible. Then I upgraded lots of stuff.
From the golden age of my blog, back when it was still good.
Seriously. I was looking through my archives. There’s some good shit in there!
Fuck you, words with friends.
There is no cow level.
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Holy shit at the ACT I ending cutscene. THAT ANIMATION
“You cannot judge me! I am justice itself!”
Unhappiness.
Anonymous asked: Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
Nice try, Tumblr Dating Game.
(Actually, this was a pretty shitty try. Don’t fall for this crap, people.)
Happiness. (Taken with instagram)
I left my laptop at work this afternoon. It forced me to go for a bike ride instead of playing Diablo 3. However, I forgot to pre-load it. I already had the beta, but that doesn’t count for anything. So I’m sitting at work now. It’s dark and nobody’s here. My girlfriend got me addicted to Tiny Tower. I’m playing that to pass the time. (I’m up to 39 floors!)
Cool story, bro. (Taken with instagram)
Liz made Keegan and me mystery cocktails. (Taken with instagram)
My sister gave birth to a 10 lb 1 oz (!!!) baby girl. I feel utterly unprepared to be an uncle.
Yesterday, I noticed my wheel was out of true. Today, I realized it was due to a broken spoke. Just now, I found out the replacement spoke is too short. (Taken with instagram)
Hey Tumblr: don’t advertise for your app inside of your app. (Also, please make an iPad version. That would be great.)