December 2009
55 posts
Okay, okay!
I’ll stop playing Torchlight.
But only because I have to sleep.
90s kids - Quit stealing MY culture.
acewepeel: californiacornbread:
I think the time has come for me to sound off on all you children here on Tumblr, stealing MY culture. If you were born in the early 80s, or mid 80s, you know what I’m talking about. […]
I’ve noticed you only try to adopt the cool shit. None of you fuckers are adopting all the “Nu-Metal” that spun out of the 90s. If you’re gonna steal some of it, steal all...
lacey:
Mom just said “When I had those contacts, I could see for days.” and of course I echoed “Ferrr daaaze!!”
Feeerrrrrr Daaaaaazzzeee!
I watched Drag Me To Hell.
Unimpressed.
(I might like it more if I watched it drunk and/or with a large group of friends.)
newmotifs: txtsfrmlstnght:
(703): he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Is this a win or a fail? ‘Cause I’m leaning towards thinking this is awesome.
When I get drunk
My lips feel weird. Anyone else?
(P.S. I wish y’all could see how many tries it took me to get this right.)
(P.P.S. I’m so self-conscious that I edited this to add in a closing parenthesis.)
Bed frames
What is the purpose of a bed frame?
"I bet you dollars to donuts..."
mooshoo:
There are a lot of sayings that I hear on a daily basis that I really don’t understand. Like “Josh, you can’t have your cake and eat it too.” Oh yeah? Why not? What else am I supposed to do with the cake in that instance? “I bet you dollars to donuts” has got to be the one that frustrates me the most. Whenever it’s used (which is a lot here lately) I’m completely distracted by the...
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Oh, I have this joke on vinyl. (via reddit)
Well.
How about that.
Another chapter in the never-ending saga of my relationship ineptitude.
Zebra Cakes!
amiright?
Shit guys. Making a power hour mix is tough.
“I mean, I don’t even like babies, but I don’t want to see them get...”
– Natalie (echidna-love)
Ideal dude present kit
Hot Wheels
Legos
Magic cards
Chex Mix
srsly
64 pages of Tumblr to catch up on. Can someone make a Tumblr digest for me? I gave up on page 30.
Ask Me Anything - Formspring →
hoarr:
Just to annoy Gompr, really.
Damn it!
Music I downloaded today:
Relient K
Relient K
Mmhmm
Hellogoodbye
Hellogoobye EP
Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs!
Akon
Konvicted
David Guetta
One Love
...
Browsing the internet while I’m torrenting is like a 56k simulator.
Grade on my first math test: 47 out of 100. D-.
Grade on my second math test: 23 out of 100. C-.
Grading on a curve is a wonderful thing.
“If you squint your eyes in the right light, dashboard confessional lyrics sort...”
– Life is hard. Here is someone.
“What would an auto-tuned pee sound like?”
– EL
Instead of studying for my final (which starts in an hour), I’ve been watching TNT. The DaVinci Code and Con Air make for good distractions.
“What you up to, Internet kids? On the Internet?”
– civilized debauchery + calculated risks
“I mean, I’ve seen some pretty choady looking pickles.”
– EL
“Can we go home and watch Twilight?”
– EL
“I love when I find taint. I always giggle.”
– Lacey (via elizablr)
“Miss u yahooligans.”
– tumblr? but i barely know her
“I need to unplug my shoes.”
– Natalie (echidna-love)
“I’m gonna go refill my monkey brain.”
– David
“Are you cold? … Are you baby?”
– Me, during Pop 5
Reddit, what is your favorite Futurama quote? →
Featuring one of my all-time favorites:
If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!
David: How many tests do you have tomorrow, Rusty?
Rusty: Two.
David: Want to get drunk?
Rusty: *laughs*
David: I'll take that as a "yes."