Gompr

I wonder if I can fit an entire suitcase (case of 24) of beer in my backpack.

Oct 1st

In the running for most depressing comic ever.

Oct 1st

“If there is pizza near me, I will eat it until there is no...”
— niki: PIZZA GOLDFISH 

Oct 1st

mooshoo: After going to go see Inglorious Basterds last...

Oct 1st

This week I...

seagull: lost a friend. have been demoted. hate everyone. Aww seagull :/ I hope...

Oct 1st

“Me: someone needs to do an emergent behavioral study on my...”
— Rusty’s Tumblr:  

Oct 1st

Waveform → Image

Let’s say I have a song, be it MP3, WAV, AAC, FLAC, M4A, et al. I’m interested in the...

Oct 1st

kevinnat: GPOYW Rep that Jester dorm.

Oct 1st

I took a bit of a tumbl off my bike...

While I thought about helmet safety vs. coolness. Thankfully, I had decided to wear a helmet. And...

Sep 30th

“I wrapped a movie called Zombieland, in which I was...”
— Woody Harrelson, explaining...

Sep 30th

Oh yes.

Sep 30th

Monday night

Practicing beer pong with my brother.

Sep 30th

lacey: seagull: Friday was Critical Mass in Austin. ...

Sep 29th

Geoff

Every time I see “Geoff” I pronounce it (to myself) as “gee-off” and have to...

Sep 29th

Do you say soda or pop?

ryanzor: I say soda. ashleyrawr: Soda. welcometonarnia: POP. =) softcore: neither, i say...

Sep 29th

Hoooly moooly, xkcd. Way to hit the nail on the head.

Sep 28th

Watch

“That guitar belongs in a museum!” (Thanks, reddit)

Sep 28th

Multiple choice tests

mauvelous: Define adrogeny: A. David Bowie B. All of the above C. None of the above. D. Both...

Sep 27th

A thousand-watt smile

If your teeth were light bulbs, your smile would be a thousand watts if each one was 50 watts if...

Sep 27th

Hummer, horns, flag. So American.

Sep 27th

Sep 27th

“bruce “bruce willis” willis”
— Rusty

Sep 27th

Tumblr is dead tonight. I must be the...

afghanibanani: wooliebear: hikergirl: (via awkwardlyawesome) I’m here!  I’m not even sick. ...

Sep 27th

acewepeel: I will crush, I will maul, I will burn until I...

Sep 27th

At my first college football game. (I’m a junior.)

Sep 26th

Dear Tumblr,

It’s Friday night, I’m listening to Dookie, by myself, and drinking beers. But at a slow...

Sep 26th

Roboned

To have sex like a robot.

Sep 26th

Hello, dinner.

Sep 26th

“[W]ith my best friend trying to be quiet on three way....”
— *snicker* (via duplo)

Sep 26th

itsfullofstars: crookedindifference: redsuspenders: goddamn...

Sep 25th

Watch

seagull: onemorefortheroad: So, some dudes from my hometown did a spoof of “I’m On A Boat”...

Sep 25th

I'm gonna be at the park for a while

(Zilker / Butler / Town Lake area) Taking some pictures for my photography class. Stop by and say...

Sep 25th

“It’s 10 oclock, do you know where your variables are?”
— My calc teacher Oh god, my...

Sep 25th

OR NOR NOR NOR (via rustyfausak)

Sep 25th

“[T]hese series of posts and itineraries just rubbed me the...”
— hoarr Happens to all of us...

Sep 25th

My friends are being a bunch of pussies.

seagull: They’re bailing on the ride tonight!  Whyyyyyy?  It is in the MOFO’ing 60s outside right...

Sep 25th

http://www.xkcdb.com/?4926

<Cojaro> So finally something mildly humorous was said in Calc III today...
<Cojaro> Teacher - "How do we define a plane in space?"
<Cojaro> Student - "Space shuttle"

Sep 24th

http://www.xkcdb.com/?2053

<Glench> I want to be going out with my glirlfriend
<Glench> to play in the snow
<Glench> and she's going to have trouble putting on her mitten
<Glench> and I'm going to help her
<Glench> and also stick my hand in it and say
<Glench> "I think I'm in glove with you"

Sep 24th

http://www.xkcdb.com/?543

Tawnos: xkcd, how drunk are you?
xkcd: Tawnos: on a scale of 1 to abraham lincoln I am yellow

Sep 24th

http://www.xkcdb.com/?631

<armlessBoxer> whats xkcdb?
<Bucket> http://www.xkcdb.com/
<relsqui> and that, ladies and gentleman, is what bucket is for
<Bucket> FOR GONDOR!
<relsqui> that too

Sep 24th

http://www.xkcdb.com/?58

Notch: If it wasn't for my day job, I probably wouldn't even OWN pants

Sep 24th

http://www.xkcdb.com/?6443

< Feriority> ['hip','hip']
< Feriority> ^- hip hip array

Sep 24th

http://www.xkcdb.com/?5458

<zigdon> defaults set to 10% and 50%, and added a way to adjust these while they're running.
<Randall> What's 50%?
<creature> 50% is half.
<Randall> :8|
<Randall> That's me peering over my glasses at you.
<Randall> Sternly.

Sep 24th

http://www.xkcdb.com/?4847

<@snark> it's 5:40 a.m. here, which is like noon in fahrenheit
< SirEel> O_o
< SirEel> snark, wat
< Vossy> you can't do that

Sep 24th

http://www.xkcdb.com/?5257

<@khmer> you guys heard of cole's law?
<DaDemon> lettuce and cabbage with mayo?
* @khmer sighs deeply

Sep 24th

mauvelous: Creating a one color concert t-shirt with huge...

Sep 23rd

Warning: whiny, largely incoherent, uninteresting personal rant. So far, college pales in...

Sep 23rd

Save for Web & Devices... ⎇⇧⌘S

langer: All the requisite manual dexterity of a game of Twister but none of the fun sexual...

Sep 23rd

It's raining in Austin

ohthehumanity: Which also means that everyone forgot how to drive.

Sep 22nd

“As someone with no soul whatsoever, no capacity for empathy...”
— niki 

Sep 22nd

My brother solved school.

Sep 22nd

If you watched the Texas vs. Texas Tech game this weekend,...

Sep 22nd

Watch

twothirty: brentgilliard: Of course, there really are no accidents. Intense. shit god damn...

Sep 21st

Serious panning action. Nice work there, Joerg Koch.

Sep 21st

hotelechozulu: rutabagaparsnip: ...

Sep 21st

Just saw Heather (seagull) at Pease Park. “Hey, I know you from the internet!”

Sep 20th

“There is a lady on you.”

Sep 20th

“They have dogs pooping cupcakes in TV!”
— Mom

Sep 20th

Don’t wait till you get in trouble.

Sep 19th

mills: I think Propellers for Umbrellas takes perfect...

Sep 19th

I’m slowly destroying all the friendships I made in high school.

Sep 19th

robotindisguise: TO THE DEATH!! Oh come on. A MechWarrior...

Sep 18th

Watch

robotindisguise: theslyestfox: best advice show ever or best advice show ever? ...

Sep 18th

Watch

butseriously: rebfef: Kinda makes me wish I was single again. Somehow watching this is both...

Sep 18th

onemorefortheroad: (via brianvan) Rule of thirds!

Sep 18th

onemorefortheroad: brianvan: OMG finally! Thursday Night...

Sep 18th

“next up: a fourteen part series on the very subtle...”
— the ragbag 

Sep 18th

“If I had laser hair, I wouldn’t want to get it...”
— Random person at the Thursday...

Sep 18th

afghanibanani: insidethebox: imemilya: rand0mflora: IRL...

Sep 17th

seagull: (via brianvan) Brian Van is up in my hood,...

Sep 16th

Listen

How To Fake Like You Are Nice & Caring by Quiet Company from Everyone You Love Will Be Happy...

Sep 16th

travors: The first piece of concept art released online...

Sep 16th

noeyeinpirate: Search results for NASCAR on Flickr, page...

Sep 15th

Number theory

Show that if a, b, and c as integers such that (a, b) = 1 and c ∣ (a + b), then (c, a) = (c, b) =...

Sep 15th

I was an honor student. I don’t know what happened.

Sep 15th

Pleasant Valley (around where it turns into Chestnut) is not the best place to be at two in the...

Sep 15th

Listen

Phunkdified by Justin King from Le Bleu This is the audio from that insane Larrivee guitar video...

Sep 14th

Happy weapons. The brass knuckles maybe aren’t so...

Sep 14th

“So I undestand correctly: da computer will play video games...”
— Favorite video response to...

Sep 14th

Shit. My boss texted me this morning telling me I have to work. That would be okay, except I was...

Sep 13th

Rusty: I'm drinking beer at an alarming rate.
David: As am I.

Sep 13th

“I hit that then pulled out to be safe.”
— David, about a game of ERS.

Sep 13th

My shoes got a little wet.

Sep 12th

Damn Nelson Mandela, you smell so good! (via icodeforlove)

Sep 12th

elizablr: Pretty sure the drought in Austin is over… No...

Sep 12th

Band name formats

Verb + number Sum 41 Blink 182 Stroke 9 Noun + number Matchbox 20 Eiffel...

Sep 12th

burntim: gompr: The word “class” appears 14 times in my computer science homework. God...

Sep 12th

The word “class” appears 14 times in my computer science homework. God I hate Java.

Sep 12th

Raaaaaaaaain!

And 311. Today is a good day.

Sep 11th

http://bash.org/?901201

DrBob: You'll never get it. Men weren't meant to understand women.
Odin: not true.
Odin: I've managed to solve for the fundamental logic operation of women.
DrBob: It's just best to let them do what they want, so they'll let us do stuff to them.
Odin: Nono let me explain.
Odin: Women are fundamentally amplifiers.
Odin: Anything you give them expect to get back multiplied
Odin: give them money you don't have in the form of a credit card, expect a huge debt
Odin: give them a little love, and they'll give you a lot of love back
Odin: give them a little DNA in the bedroom
Odin: and they give you a baby
Odin: So if you give them crap, you'd better be ready to recieve a ton of shit

Sep 10th

ANOTHER MEET-UP WITH ANOTHER FAMOUS*...

seagull: Brian Van is coming in town next week and wants to hang!  So, mark the date, Austin...

Sep 9th

Things not to do:

Enable screen sharing on your MacBook, then test your port forwarding by connecting to your MacBook...

Sep 9th

“This is a rly hawt rumble chick bee tee dubs”
— Text from someone at the...

Sep 5th

“Once again he glanced at his rival in the opposite cubicle....”
— 1984

Sep 4th

“The girl with dark hair was coming toward him across the...”
— 1984

Sep 4th

elizablr: The work day is almost done. And, yes, I did need...

Sep 4th

ohthehumanity: Jealous? Yes.

Sep 4th

Listen

spanghew: wildephotog: Black Lips - Bad Kids Another winner from the (500) Days of Summer...

Sep 3rd

What "Fall" Means in Austin:

elizablr: Not sweating profusely. This is wrong.

Sep 2nd

“when she gets really drunk she just forgets how to stand”
— My sister, about my other...

Sep 2nd

Listen

Hero by Regina Spektor from (500) Days of Summer I’m the hero of this story, I don’t...

Sep 2nd

I'm finally 20

This is the oldest I’ve ever been.

Sep 1st