Hello! I'm Taylor, but you can call me Gompers (everyone does anyway). I go to UT Austin for computer science. I'm 20, which is the oldest I've ever been. I live on the internet, so if you want to contact me, you've got lots of options.

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    Burritos by Sublime from Sublime

  2. @ onemorefortheroad

    We haven’t seen you at the social ride in a while. What’s up?!

  3. Bored.

    Bored.

  4. Instead of buying another Xbox 360

    I’m considering getting a pet. I think that would really help me sometimes, but I don’t know if I want to deal with the costs and care. Thoughts?

  5. Uh oh, my boss is following me now.

  6. One of these days, I’ll turn 21. Then I can be socially awkward in bars.

  7. kevin: adamw: How a sewing machine works This is mesmerizing.

    kevin: adamw:

    How a sewing machine works

    This is mesmerizing.

  8. ali-with-an-i: First, I ate a bag of vege chips. Now, I’m testing these Tim Tams. And I must say. They sure measure up! I heard about Tim Tams from Fig Jam (the song). Now I want some. I need to move to Australia or at least visit.

    ali-with-an-i:

    First, I ate a bag of vege chips.

    Now, I’m testing these Tim Tams. And I must say. They sure measure up!

    I heard about Tim Tams from Fig Jam (the song). Now I want some. I need to move to Australia or at least visit.

  9. Lack of pussy products incites creativity

    (This is safe for work. Just some eighth grade humor for you.)

    I created this after noticing that an article in my school newspaper used the word “pumpkin” 41 times. I thought it would be funny to replce it with other words.

    Thought it was worth sharing. Can anyone think of any other funny things to sub in for the word “pumpkin”?

    Edit: I think this is my favorite so far:

    Finally, when I turned the corner, there was my white knight: orange dick butter.

  10. I’m a wild thing.

    I’m a wild thing.

  11. ho-leee fuuuck

    Amazing weekend.

  12. Halloween party tonight. I’m a dinosaur.

    Halloween party tonight. I’m a dinosaur.

  13. School must have just got out… yesterday.
    Rusty
  14. Basket full of domo.

    Basket full of domo.

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